Monday, January 17, 2011

Back in the saddle again

After over a month of absolutely no internet I am back to school and at an internet populated area, hopefully I will have time to update this collection of myself and events that have taken place.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Finals finals finals

I haven't posted in a while but I am still alive not much will happen due to finals, but hopefully I can have some freetime soon.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Monday, November 29, 2010

Black Friday

Well I worked 3:30am black friday, but seeing how I didn't have any form of ride during thanksgiving break I had my cousin drop me off early so I was there at eleven I completely forgot that the store was closed for thanksgiving day and that no one would be there.. So there I was on a bench just waiting to be let in. The sad part in this brief weekend summary wasn't about me it was about the people ALREADY in line. When I got there a line of fifty or more had already formed for a four am opening. I don't understand the reasoning behind waiting six hours for a store to open. Here I am tired as fuck just trying to comprehend the reasoning of braving the cold to save a hundred or so bucks on big items.

Luckily the one place I hate so very much had a MIDNIGHT opening this place will be called "game spot."
I knew I wouldn't make it in the cold for very much longer so I went in that forsaken place for warmth and braved the weather for 3 hours until I was able to be let into my work place at 2:30am.
After clocking in I went directly to the electronics area. All day wasn't about helping guests find stuff it was all about checking them out. There was a mad rash for Tv's, gps's, and cameras. But 2/3 were located behind the electronics register so that formed ANOTHER line. Haha I thought your tiny six hours will be nothing compared to 8+! so that's how that day went people trying to cut in line and be the first to get what they deserved.
Black Saturday shall be written by tonight I hope.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

New update!!!

Well I haven't posted in a while, this is mostly because of school and work. I am currently on the verge of failing one class, working on black friday and going home for thanksgiving break. Not much to report other then the holiday rush is picking up. I am know put against angry customers in my quest for how can I please you without knocking you out!? I am getting paid extra and free food is available all day, so hopefully that is enough to keep me going. I have a meeting with the head of the dorms, a project due in three hours and a computer lab in eight. Today is going to be stressful until about nine. Yesterday I had three cups of black coffee, which is three more then I drink normally so that didn't go well. I had plenty of energy but it was uncontrollable, here's a picture to summarize.

That's how I felt only an hour after cup number three, I was completely angry over things I normally wouldn't be at. All I know is I believe I found my 'spinach'  seriously black coffee makes me feel like Popeye except I know I could never win a fight. And surprisingly I didn't crash too hard. But my lesson has been learned and I will not drink three cups of black coffee friday. (maybe.) 

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I got caught with an empty beer bottle in my room and wrote this:

            I learned a lot from this survey especially how many calories I am taking in from alcohol on Halloween weekend. I could’ve ate a lot of big macs from McDonalds instead of drinking. It completely ruined my workout schedule, I love my body and I don’t want to disrupt my workout, now I have to work out double time just to get rid of all the extra calories I absorbed. That was a bad idea because it polluted everything about me, I feel like a bad person because this shouldn’t of happened I could’ve prevented this.
I could’ve logged in so many hours on World of Warcraft with my hunter-druid that is level seventy six. He is equipped with the claws of unmasked disease that causes +529 damage of the fire kind and causes mass destruction to the opponent. This reminds me of the time I was playing against Kerrigan the lich queen and she sapped my sentries because my character was healing with wine of the ages. That concoction adds +2756 to my health every eight and a half seconds which is good but it also negatively affects my performance and perception. Not only can I learn a lot about life from video games I can learn what not to do. One of these things is not drinking in the dorms.

This is a dry campus which shouldn’t have any form of alcohol on the premises. No matter what age the person in question is. I am not saying I think I have the right to drink, I am saying I shouldn’t drink just because it is available. It’s just that by drinking it causes my focus from World of Warcraft and talking to my online friends MasterLoard, subtleplikskin, and reperofthenemisescommand to halt. I only work weekends and nothing happens weekdays except classes so I can't update my blog, Facebook or YouTube as frequently as I want to, which is depressing but I hope I will be able to after this knowledge about how my life should change for the better. I have learned that a cold shower does not sober up or improve reaction time. And coffee does not wake one up from a drunken state it just makes a fully aware drunk. I may not be harm to myself, or others but eventually I will be if I keep this up.
One beer equals a shot, when a glass of wine is just as bad as a 8oz cup of beer. I feel that if I do not drink I can log in some more hours of my favorite games after work and study; I’ve been playing a new game lately that has a lot of info in it. It’s called “borderlands”, I thoroughly enjoy it and hope I log in enough hours into it to achieve the holy grail of graahl the almighty conqueror. Which is the best achievement in the game, and only those who really care about the game can achieve it and have bragging rights. I feel that I won’t be able to get this reward while under the influence of beer or some other substance.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

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