Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I just wanted a little physics help.


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[ 12:07:36 PM ] Guest : a negative exponent in physics
[ 12:07:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello.
[ 12:07:52 PM ] Guest : hi?
[ 12:07:56 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I'm Dan, your Academic Counselor for the day.
[ 12:08:03 PM ] Guest : Hello dan
[ 12:08:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, we have expert tutors to help you.
[ 12:08:27 PM ] : Let me know your grade to help you better.
[ 12:08:29 PM ] Guest : Glad to hear it.
[ 12:09:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know if you are in school or college?
[ 12:09:28 PM ] Guest : I am in high skool physics
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[ 12:10:05 PM ] Guest : Radical!
[ 12:10:12 PM ] : I just need help with one thing.
[ 12:10:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay.
[ 12:10:28 PM ] : You can see the topics in the whiteboard that we cover here.
[ 12:10:30 PM ] Guest : a negative exponent in physics indicates what
[ 12:10:50 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay.
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[ 12:11:24 PM ] Guest : I don't think I have time for that.
[ 12:12:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I won't take much of your time.
[ 12:12:18 PM ] : Do you see the document that I have shared on the Board for you ?
[ 12:12:25 PM ] Guest : I have 3 minutes until I have to be in class
[ 12:12:28 PM ] : and yes.
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[ 12:13:13 PM ] Guest : I just have a scinece term problem
[ 12:13:19 PM ] : this isn't helpful at all
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[ 12:13:37 PM ] Guest : I know how to do that stuff.
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[ 12:13:45 PM ] Guest : I just don't know terminology
[ 12:14:32 PM ] : I'm going back to google.
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[ 12:14:40 PM ] Guest : This is a waste of time.
[ 12:14:50 PM ] : And goolge helps me solve everything.
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[ 12:15:59 PM ] Guest : You are not a real person.
[ 12:16:04 PM ] : Just anothe god damn computer
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[ 12:16:22 PM ] Guest : Why are you trying to sell a child stuff?
[ 12:16:42 PM ] Acad Coordinator : More than 200,000 students have been with our program and have experienced the value we bring to their academics.
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[ 12:17:11 PM ] Guest : Fuck you are a nigger correct?
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[ 12:17:21 PM ] Guest : NO
[ 12:17:28 PM ] : WARNED ME ABOUT YOU
[ 12:17:33 PM ] : MY MOTHER *
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[ 12:18:01 PM ] Guest : If you are real press 123
[ 12:18:08 PM ] Acad Coordinator : 123
[ 12:18:18 PM ] Guest : Now " I am good at de maths"
[ 12:18:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Great.
[ 12:18:35 PM ] Guest : no Type that
[ 12:18:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We have expert tutors in Math.
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[ 12:19:03 PM ] : I suggest you to subscribe with us and get help right away.
[ 12:19:26 PM ] Guest : I CANT
[ 12:19:30 PM ] : I AM A CHILD
[ 12:19:35 PM ] : I don't got a job
[ 12:19:40 PM ] : or a cell phine
[ 12:19:41 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are your parents around to help you subscribe with us?
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[ 12:19:50 PM ] Guest : no they left me
[ 12:20:06 PM ] : They ran away
[ 12:20:13 PM ] : and never came back
[ 12:20:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Is there anyone around you to help you in this.
[ 12:20:23 PM ] Guest : I am at a library
[ 12:20:31 PM ] : I have been living at friends houses
[ 12:20:39 PM ] : they don't know where to put me
[ 12:21:16 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You need to sign up with us, only then I can help you connected to a tutor
[ 12:21:24 PM ] Guest : :'(
[ 12:21:31 PM ] : First my [parents leave
[ 12:21:39 PM ] : now I am going to fail this class
[ 12:21:53 PM ] : and this class is the only reason I haven't been kicked out of school yet
[ 12:22:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I assure you that our expert tutors can really help you.
[ 12:22:28 PM ] Guest : I doubt it
[ 12:22:34 PM ] : not even YOU dan can help me
[ 12:23:23 PM ] : You can't even answer: a negative exponent indicates..
[ 12:23:44 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I can give you another discount of $5 on the price.
[ 12:23:53 PM ] : That is the best I can do for you.
[ 12:24:00 PM ] Guest : For ONE question before my exam?
[ 12:24:05 PM ] : My parents are de4ad.
[ 12:24:07 PM ] : I am por
[ 12:24:10 PM ] : poor*
[ 12:24:23 PM ] : I don't even have a god damn bed to come back to at night
[ 12:24:26 PM ] : This is great
[ 12:24:32 PM ] : I am going back to papi google.

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