Monday, December 13, 2010

Finals finals finals

I haven't posted in a while but I am still alive not much will happen due to finals, but hopefully I can have some freetime soon.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Monday, November 29, 2010

Black Friday

Well I worked 3:30am black friday, but seeing how I didn't have any form of ride during thanksgiving break I had my cousin drop me off early so I was there at eleven I completely forgot that the store was closed for thanksgiving day and that no one would be there.. So there I was on a bench just waiting to be let in. The sad part in this brief weekend summary wasn't about me it was about the people ALREADY in line. When I got there a line of fifty or more had already formed for a four am opening. I don't understand the reasoning behind waiting six hours for a store to open. Here I am tired as fuck just trying to comprehend the reasoning of braving the cold to save a hundred or so bucks on big items.


Luckily the one place I hate so very much had a MIDNIGHT opening this place will be called "game spot."
I knew I wouldn't make it in the cold for very much longer so I went in that forsaken place for warmth and braved the weather for 3 hours until I was able to be let into my work place at 2:30am.
After clocking in I went directly to the electronics area. All day wasn't about helping guests find stuff it was all about checking them out. There was a mad rash for Tv's, gps's, and cameras. But 2/3 were located behind the electronics register so that formed ANOTHER line. Haha I thought your tiny six hours will be nothing compared to 8+! so that's how that day went people trying to cut in line and be the first to get what they deserved.
Black Saturday shall be written by tonight I hope.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

New update!!!


Well I haven't posted in a while, this is mostly because of school and work. I am currently on the verge of failing one class, working on black friday and going home for thanksgiving break. Not much to report other then the holiday rush is picking up. I am know put against angry customers in my quest for how can I please you without knocking you out!? I am getting paid extra and free food is available all day, so hopefully that is enough to keep me going. I have a meeting with the head of the dorms, a project due in three hours and a computer lab in eight. Today is going to be stressful until about nine. Yesterday I had three cups of black coffee, which is three more then I drink normally so that didn't go well. I had plenty of energy but it was uncontrollable, here's a picture to summarize.

That's how I felt only an hour after cup number three, I was completely angry over things I normally wouldn't be at. All I know is I believe I found my 'spinach'  seriously black coffee makes me feel like Popeye except I know I could never win a fight. And surprisingly I didn't crash too hard. But my lesson has been learned and I will not drink three cups of black coffee friday. (maybe.) 

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I got caught with an empty beer bottle in my room and wrote this:


            I learned a lot from this survey especially how many calories I am taking in from alcohol on Halloween weekend. I could’ve ate a lot of big macs from McDonalds instead of drinking. It completely ruined my workout schedule, I love my body and I don’t want to disrupt my workout, now I have to work out double time just to get rid of all the extra calories I absorbed. That was a bad idea because it polluted everything about me, I feel like a bad person because this shouldn’t of happened I could’ve prevented this.
I could’ve logged in so many hours on World of Warcraft with my hunter-druid that is level seventy six. He is equipped with the claws of unmasked disease that causes +529 damage of the fire kind and causes mass destruction to the opponent. This reminds me of the time I was playing against Kerrigan the lich queen and she sapped my sentries because my character was healing with wine of the ages. That concoction adds +2756 to my health every eight and a half seconds which is good but it also negatively affects my performance and perception. Not only can I learn a lot about life from video games I can learn what not to do. One of these things is not drinking in the dorms.


This is a dry campus which shouldn’t have any form of alcohol on the premises. No matter what age the person in question is. I am not saying I think I have the right to drink, I am saying I shouldn’t drink just because it is available. It’s just that by drinking it causes my focus from World of Warcraft and talking to my online friends MasterLoard, subtleplikskin, and reperofthenemisescommand to halt. I only work weekends and nothing happens weekdays except classes so I can't update my blog, Facebook or YouTube as frequently as I want to, which is depressing but I hope I will be able to after this knowledge about how my life should change for the better. I have learned that a cold shower does not sober up or improve reaction time. And coffee does not wake one up from a drunken state it just makes a fully aware drunk. I may not be harm to myself, or others but eventually I will be if I keep this up.
One beer equals a shot, when a glass of wine is just as bad as a 8oz cup of beer. I feel that if I do not drink I can log in some more hours of my favorite games after work and study; I’ve been playing a new game lately that has a lot of info in it. It’s called “borderlands”, I thoroughly enjoy it and hope I log in enough hours into it to achieve the holy grail of graahl the almighty conqueror. Which is the best achievement in the game, and only those who really care about the game can achieve it and have bragging rights. I feel that I won’t be able to get this reward while under the influence of beer or some other substance.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Holiday Madness!!

The holiday rush has already begun as guests in my store rage over lack of having a product in stock and returns are crazy. Toy Story 3 on dvd was sold out and rage occurred. At least twenty guests wanted Xbox 360 Kinects and 47'' Vizio internet capable tv's. We had plenty of Kinects and sold almost all of them, but only 2-3 tv's. And god forbid when a price isn't marked as the sales price in the catalog and a illiterate co worker of mine doesn't know how to read a sales flyer I am the one who gets yelled at when I am with another guest at the register. I just wanted to bust out and say, "You mad?" But that wouldn't be the proper response. and even though I am new they had me training a 2nd person today in the electronics department. Yes I am able to teach basic things but I shouldn't be training new workers especially when I am in a department by myself. I am just glad I don't have to work again until friday. I just have to deal with school for now, eating, and trying to get some good ol' shut eye.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

New beginnings.

    

Today I have decided it's time for a change now that voting is out of the way. For a while now almost a year have been hanging out with a lady friend who has been more then just a friend but never a girlfriend, we enjoy each others company but constantly fight and she is trying to be 100% embedded into my life. Currently she is 85% embedded, she says she likes me a lot and a bunch of other stuff but recently within the last month she has been hanging out with some other guy and it has just caused a lot of stress for me, it has been hard to sleep my sleep schedule is fucked beyond belief. 

I am doing horrible in 50% of my college classes. and my only sanctuary's are the internet and my job. However life is looking it might be improving within the next few weeks. Not only have I been making friends with my co-workers and Finally having some time to my self I think I have met my Ramona, and for those who don't know who that is here's a picture.




Now I am not comparing myself to the fictional character Scott Pilgrim, just the situation.
Knives being the 'Fake Girlfriend" and Ramona being the 'Dream girl.' 
Before this post gets anymore lame I will end it.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Friends who drive you to work.

So today my friends and I had to wake up at 6am to get my ass to work by 8am, but the only problem wit this was construction, a car accident, and missing an exit. we had a good time, but I was twenty minutes late for work, but seeing how I am generally liked at work I was fine. Some woman asked about toy story 3 which comes in tuesday and I told her we didn't have it. She didn't believe me and just got mad. After that I trolled my co worker by making him think I thought fallout new vegas was a terrible game even though I really liked it. I had people ask about the ipad as well as a woman who called twenty times about a dsi. I also took a cart with was left for twenty minutes and put everything back on the self only to have some woman say I stole her cart. Great start for my first day of work this week.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Update to explain my lack of them.

I only work weekends and nothing happens weekdays except classes so I can't update a frequently as I want which is depressing but I hope it is worth it by the end of the week posts, feel free to give me tips! thanks.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Another day of work

                Today started off with a bang I was in the middle of talking to a guest about a nintendo wii and was asked, " How long to the batteries for the controller last?" I said about 40 hours but NO my god damn 60 year old co worker fucking interrupted me and said, " I've had a wii for over two years and my grand daughters play it every day I've only had to change the batteries twice. GOD DAMN BITCH!! And she had me argue with her for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. I have played more WII then her God DAMN demon spawn, I was just trying to do my job and she made me look foolish.
             Then after that I had a customer who was looking for a GPS with a sexy voice.. The day ran quite smooth for me even though I was the only person in electronics. Then come noon I had a guy come in looking for a Selena Gomez Cd and when he found out we were sold out he was so UPSET but said he wasn't going to give up hope. And he kept trying to get it. Now this guy was over 40 years old the cd was DEFINITELY for him and for those of you who don't know who she is, this is selena gomez:

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

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Monday, October 18, 2010

Funny Conversation I missed while playing a full screen game.

My friends and there jobz lol
[10/18/2010 11:23:01 PM] Jamison Trumpets: i hit the 200 dollar mark
[10/18/2010 11:23:03 PM] Jamison Trumpets: on my paycheck
[10/18/2010 11:23:03 PM] Jamison Trumpets: you fag
[10/18/2010 11:23:07 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: I
[10/18/2010 11:23:08 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: WOULD BE
[10/18/2010 11:23:12 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: ROLLING IN CASH
[10/18/2010 11:23:16 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: IF I WASNT AFRAID TO BE BANNED
[10/18/2010 11:23:18 PM] Jamison Trumpets: LOBSTER WHARF SAID YOU ASS SON
[10/18/2010 11:23:19 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: AND JUST FUCKING BROKE IT
[10/18/2010 11:23:28 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Lobster Wharf is shit compared to my poop
[10/18/2010 11:23:34 PM] Jamison Trumpets: THEY DON'T WANT YOUR SPIC ASS WORKIN
[10/18/2010 11:23:41 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Guess not
[10/18/2010 11:23:48 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: They are cunts
[10/18/2010 11:23:56 PM] Jamison Trumpets: Work at the Crab Wharf
[10/18/2010 11:23:57 PM] Jamison Trumpets: fuck lobsters
[10/18/2010 11:23:59 PM] Jamison Trumpets: lobsters are gay
[10/18/2010 11:24:02 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Crabs
[10/18/2010 11:24:04 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: are fuckign stupid
[10/18/2010 11:24:08 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: always walkin
SIDEWAYS
[10/18/2010 11:24:14 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Oh look at me
[10/18/2010 11:24:17 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: im a big old gay crab
[10/18/2010 11:24:21 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: sideways is the way to go
[10/18/2010 11:24:24 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: fuck your frontal
[10/18/2010 11:24:31 PM] Jamison Trumpets: They're halfway to being Chris Perry
[10/18/2010 11:24:37 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Almost
[10/18/2010 11:24:50 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: holy fuck
[10/18/2010 11:24:58 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: my cat just had a huge twitching fit sleping
[10/18/2010 11:25:23 PM] Jamison Trumpets: having a crab dream
[10/18/2010 11:26:47 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: HALO BRAZIL
[10/18/2010 11:28:57 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:28:13 PM): No, I only play the sims sometimes... only to make Hitler and Stalin.
mysticmyu (11:28:17 PM): And concentration camps.
Aero850 (11:28:23 PM): You racist
mysticmyu (11:28:25 PM): hahaha
mysticmyu (11:28:35 PM): it's all good fun, I don't actually feel that way, of course.
Aero850 (11:28:50 PM): Its fine
Aero850 (11:28:55 PM): I kil sims
Aero850 (11:29:09 PM): lock em up 4 hours in a room without doors in wireframe mode
[10/18/2010 11:29:36 PM] Jamison Trumpets: I once killed everyone in the neighborhood
[10/18/2010 11:29:41 PM] Jamison Trumpets: I had 30+ tombstones in my backyard
[10/18/2010 11:29:47 PM] Jamison Trumpets: then all of a sudden my character couldn't sleep
[10/18/2010 11:29:49 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Gahahahahaha
[10/18/2010 11:29:51 PM] Jamison Trumpets: because the house turned into a ghost orgy
[10/18/2010 11:29:53 PM] Jamison Trumpets: and there were ghosts at all times
[10/18/2010 11:29:54 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: I wanna replay it
[10/18/2010 11:29:57 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: as Dexter Morgan
[10/18/2010 11:29:57 PM] Jamison Trumpets: so the character flipped the fuck out
[10/18/2010 11:31:14 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Man
[10/18/2010 11:31:16 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: The best way
[10/18/2010 11:31:18 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: to kill em
[10/18/2010 11:31:20 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: is to like
[10/18/2010 11:31:26 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: become friends
[10/18/2010 11:31:28 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and more than friends
[10/18/2010 11:31:31 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: about to shag
[10/18/2010 11:31:35 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and just run outt of the room
[10/18/2010 11:31:38 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: real fasst
[10/18/2010 11:31:41 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and delete that door
[10/18/2010 11:31:44 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and forget about her
[10/18/2010 11:31:52 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and continue life as if she never existed
[10/18/2010 11:32:11 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: GHAHAHAHAHAh
[10/18/2010 11:32:15 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Paul
[10/18/2010 11:32:18 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and the fucking inside bbq
[10/18/2010 11:32:23 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: masn
[10/18/2010 11:32:25 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: MAN
[10/18/2010 11:32:27 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: WE
[10/18/2010 11:32:29 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: watched him
[10/18/2010 11:32:31 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: get food
[10/18/2010 11:32:33 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and we are like
[10/18/2010 11:32:34 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: OH FUCK
[10/18/2010 11:32:46 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: the best part
[10/18/2010 11:32:48 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: we fucking
[10/18/2010 11:32:53 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: watched him
[10/18/2010 11:32:58 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and he places the food down
[10/18/2010 11:33:02 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: and its on fire automatically
[10/18/2010 11:33:27 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: yeah
[10/18/2010 11:33:30 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: even as a ghost
[10/18/2010 11:33:47 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: he couldnt sleep
[10/18/2010 11:33:49 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: cuz of mikey
[10/18/2010 11:39:07 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: new wow patch
[10/18/2010 11:39:08 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: who is it
[10/18/2010 11:39:15 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Im going to kill them.
[10/18/2010 11:39:20 PM] Jamison Trumpets: im downloading it right now
[10/18/2010 11:39:21 PM] Jamison Trumpets: uguu
[10/18/2010 11:39:23 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: You
[10/18/2010 11:39:26 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: are done
[10/18/2010 11:41:07 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: FUCKINg
[10/18/2010 11:41:08 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: SHIT
[10/18/2010 11:41:09 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: NIGGER
[10/18/2010 11:41:10 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: BITCH
[10/18/2010 11:41:11 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: FuCKIGN
[10/18/2010 11:41:12 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: YTRASH
[10/18/2010 11:41:13 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: BBAFGS
[10/18/2010 11:41:51 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Aero850 (11:41:49 PM): my ass hurts
Aero850 (11:41:56 PM): maybe I shouldnt feed my asshole full of em
Aero850 (11:41:57 PM): I mean
Aero850 (11:42:00 PM): IM AM STRAIGHT
mysticmyu (11:42:03 PM): hahahaha
[10/18/2010 11:41:59 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: she thought it was funny
[10/18/2010 11:42:09 PM] Jamison Trumpets: smugglin dicks in your asshole
[10/18/2010 11:42:32 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:42:16 PM): Like it would matter to me.  *eyeroll* I love people.  In general.
Aero850 (11:42:36 PM): I trapse up and down these woods
Aero850 (11:42:41 PM): fucking liek wsome wood elf
Aero850 (11:42:44 PM): I dont know know
[10/18/2010 11:45:59 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:45:54 PM): The guy who keeps saying "brian is gay lol" ughh
Aero850 (11:46:09 PM): is he saying on mic
Aero850 (11:46:12 PM): HOW OLD ARE YOU
[10/18/2010 11:46:06 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Best random time to ask that question
[10/18/2010 11:46:52 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:46:27 PM): I'm 16... why?
Aero850 (11:46:30 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
Aero850 (11:46:42 PM): Highway to the Sexual Offender ZONEEEEEEEE
[10/18/2010 11:47:15 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:46:52 PM): Hahaha!
mysticmyu (11:46:57 PM): I'm guessing you're 18+?
Aero850 (11:46:59 PM): 20
Aero850 (11:47:04 PM): I feel old
mysticmyu (11:47:12 PM): Don't.  I'm young for my "grade".
Aero850 (11:47:28 PM): Are you fat?
[10/18/2010 11:47:27 PM] Jamison Trumpets: Are you black
[10/18/2010 11:47:29 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:47:39 PM): huh?
Aero850 (11:47:43 PM): Do you think you're fat?
[10/18/2010 11:47:56 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:47:50 PM): What girl doesn't?
mysticmyu (11:47:53 PM): (-.-)
Aero850 (11:48:10 PM): Do you REALLY THINK SO Im just wondering before I say some shit
[10/18/2010 11:48:07 PM] Jamison Trumpets: HEE BOO HOO
[10/18/2010 11:48:46 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Aero850 (11:48:36 PM): oh okay
Aero850 (11:48:38 PM): You're fine
Aero850 (11:48:44 PM): Not too skinny fuckign bones and skin
Aero850 (11:48:48 PM): and not a fuckign whale
mysticmyu (11:48:52 PM): Haha thanks.  
Aero850 (11:48:52 PM): where i need to get the harpoons
mysticmyu (11:48:57 PM): Hahaha.
[10/18/2010 11:49:02 PM] Jamison Trumpets: I only need crossbows for you B)
[10/18/2010 11:49:06 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Aero850 (11:49:14 PM): YOU WANT HOT DOG?
Aero850 (11:49:19 PM): YOU WANT HAMBURGER?
[10/18/2010 11:49:20 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:49:31 PM): To be honest, I hate both of those foods. xD
Aero850 (11:49:35 PM): YOU WANT CAKE?
[10/18/2010 11:49:37 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:49:48 PM): YES PLZ
[10/18/2010 11:49:43 PM] Jamison Trumpets: we're all out of cake
[10/18/2010 11:49:50 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Even better response
[10/18/2010 11:49:50 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Aero850 (11:50:01 PM): Do you like Dethklan?
[10/18/2010 11:49:58 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Advertising
[10/18/2010 11:50:21 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:50:19 PM): Never heard of it/them...
Aero850 (11:50:24 PM): They are a fearful group
Aero850 (11:50:27 PM): they make music
Aero850 (11:50:30 PM): and they are my FRIENDS!!
Aero850 (11:50:35 PM): They want hot dog and hambruger
[10/18/2010 11:50:31 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:50:43 PM): Hahaha.  xD
[10/18/2010 11:50:36 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: now im just confusing the poor girl
[10/18/2010 11:51:44 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: Aero850 (11:51:07 PM): HELO BRASIL?
Aero850 (11:51:15 PM): Hvae you've been to Japan
mysticmyu (11:51:35 PM): Only once when I was small.  D:
Aero850 (11:51:57 PM): So you aint never gone, I want to go to Akiba and look at Maids in the maid cafes.
[10/18/2010 11:52:03 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:52:03 PM): Hahaha
mysticmyu (11:52:07 PM): So pervy!  xD
Aero850 (11:52:18 PM): NO THEY PERVS I AINT A PERV WHAT
[10/18/2010 11:52:23 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:52:32 PM): Hahaha I am, but at least I admit it.  
Aero850 (11:52:37 PM): !!!
[10/18/2010 11:52:26 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: The story thickens
[10/18/2010 11:54:38 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:54:26 PM): I think people take it way too lightly in our society.
mysticmyu (11:54:34 PM): But then again, I'm no exception, really.
mysticmyu (11:54:42 PM): But at least I have come to terms with it, right?
Aero850 (11:54:44 PM): ?
Aero850 (11:54:48 PM): So you got FUCKED?
[10/18/2010 11:54:46 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: (talking about vriginitys and shit)
[10/18/2010 11:55:29 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:55:02 PM): ?
Aero850 (11:55:10 PM): You said you're no exception
mysticmyu (11:55:12 PM): No... I'm a virgin.
mysticmyu (11:55:20 PM): Tenchnicality, really.
mysticmyu (11:55:33 PM): I've hat sex with a woman, but there was no penetration, so... does that count?
Aero850 (11:55:40 PM): haha WHAT
[10/18/2010 11:55:39 PM] Omae wa Mo Aideiru: mysticmyu (11:55:51 PM): No really.  Some people don't count it.
Aero850 (11:55:53 PM): You frotted?!

Physics my ass

So today was a class day seeing how I go to college. And today consisted of sleeping until 11:30 going to lunch after procrastination. I learned about Hitler the practical pranks of the navy and trigonometry in THAT order. I played some animal crossing city folk today after not touching that for the longest time, and got me some new shoes and fucking bottled water, but today consisted of not much. Physics was the only thing worth wild due to the constant swearing of my professor and humorous stories. And learned that it is MY job to vote if I don't want another Hitler to get elected and that if I am ever flying a plane to not let the navy personnel in the back to be bored.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Another long day at work

So I had to work at 8 am yet again, I had no ride because my friends were gone all gone and one of them had a broken down car, So I called a cab at 6:45am got a $27.50 taxi ride to work, but the cabbie felt bad and only accepted $22.00. Work was long and filled with the elderly looking for film cameras and replacement batteries and a female hippy who was about 40 asking about ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING MUSIC. Other then that wii prices are at $189.99 and were selling like crazy as well as cameras and pen drives ds games sold the most. I made some coworker friends today I THINK and work was stressful as hell walking around ALL over the place. I got back to the dorms slept for three hours then ate food. Thats the idea of my day!

Friday, October 15, 2010

Keeping dem kids from Fallout:NV and the new nancy drew.

So I started my day at 6am today, got to work by 7:50am and my first job was to get all the FUCKING NANCY DREW #23 games off the goddamn shelves it's not suppose to be out until tomorrow! Other then that task my day was quite boring, stocking shelves and keepin kids form the goddamn new fallout yeah thats right my store has it already.. Not much else except for babes buying cameras and CHEAP usb drives.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The wonderful start to a temporary career.

So I work at the standard 'buyeverythingyoucouldeverneedhere' store. In the electronics department, and I have never encountered so many stupid people in my first few weeks of work then I have in my whole life. Here's an example on my first day. Some elderly couple came in looking for tv's and I asked the standard, " Can I help you find something?" And this guy seemed like he knew EXACTLY what he wanted and he said, " Yes I would like a tv but only one with 3G or one that works directly from my computers wi-fi." So I replied with, "I don't believe we have any of those in stock sir." And he finished the conversation with " I am not being stuck in the past I want the latest and greatest." So this begins one of many awkward and interesting situations I get put in.